Marilyn Monroe Quotes

♥ Dogs never bite me. Just humans. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ I restore myself when I'm alone. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere. -Marilyn Monroe

♥ It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. -Marilyn Monroe

Audrey Hepburn Quotes

♥ I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ Pick the day. Enjoy it - to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come... -Audrey Hepburn

♥ The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge, or point fingers. You just have to be lucky enough to find someone who appreciates you. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ I may not always be offered work, but I'll always have my family. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ Opportunities don't often come along. So, when they do, you have to grab them. -Audrey Hepburn

Kate Hudson Quotes

♥ Honesty will never break you. -Kate Hudson

♥ Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it's turned into. -Kate Hudson

♥ I do love clothes but sometimes I think I should pay more attention to what I'm wearing. I just wear what is comfortable. -Kate Hudson

♥ To bear children is the ultimate in femininity; it's beautiful. And if having kids is going to affect my career, then fine, let it. I don't really care. Because if that's what being a star is all about, I don't want it. -Kate Hudson

♥ I'm a hippie at heart. I wear the clothes, and they're the best. And the music is incredible, too. -Kate Hudson

♥ I better love what I do or else I'm the kind of person who would say, I'm out of here. -Kate Hudson

♥ I don't know if people really want to know how I feel about drugs. I'm not such a stickler. I believe you can choose to live your life any way you want. -Kate Hudson

♥ I'm an Aries! Along the way, I've met so many angels who have taught me about so many things. -Kate Hudson

♥ I have broke many boy`s hearts, I still love a few of them. -Kate Hudson

♥ I wasn`t exactly a band aid growing up, I was always the groupie. And I don`t mind saying that. -Kate Hudson

Goldie Hawn Quotes

♥ I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. -Goldie Hawn

♥ I'm not afraid of my femininity and I'm not afraid of my sexuality. -Goldie Hawn

♥ It is not the question, what am I going to be when I grow up; you should ask the question, who am I going to be when I grow up. -Goldie Hawn

♥ So curiosity, I think, is a really important aspect of staying young or youthful. -Goldie Hawn

♥ The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth. -Goldie Hawn

♥ The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are. -Goldie Hawn

♥ We have to embrace obstacles to reach the next stage of joy. -Goldie Hawn

♥ How long can you be cute? -Goldie Hawn

♥ I've always been a little different anyway. I never quite fit in at least from my own perspective, you know. -Goldie Hawn

♥ All I ever wanted to be was happy. -Goldie Hawn

Madonna Quotes

♥ A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. -Madonna

♥ Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. -Madonna

♥ I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. -Madonna

♥ When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it. -Madonna

♥ Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion. -Madonna

♥ Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep. -Madonna

♥ I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against. -Madonna

♥ I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams. -Madonna

♥ I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs. -Madonna

♥ Never forget to dream.. -Madonna

Joan Rivers Quotes

♥ A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes she's a tramp. -Joan Rivers

♥ I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. -Joan Rivers

♥ I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. -Joan Rivers

♥ I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." -Joan Rivers

♥ I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. -Joan Rivers

♥ It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. -Joan Rivers

♥ My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. -Joan Rivers

♥ People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. -Joan Rivers

♥ I said to my husband, "Why don’t you call out my name when we are making love?" He said, "I don’t want to wake you up. -Joan Rivers

♥ Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty. -Joan Rivers

♥ The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. -Joan Rivers

Phyllis Diller Quotes

♥ His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. -Phyllis Diller

♥ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. -Phyllis Diller

♥ Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller

♥ It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. -Phyllis Diller

♥ My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me. -Phyllis Diller

♥ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -Phyllis Diller

♥ I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. -Phyllis Diller

♥ I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

-Phyllis Diller

♥ When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. -Phyllis Diller

♥ I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... And reduce the crime rate. -Phyllis Diller

Cher Quotes

♥ Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining. -Cher

♥ Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what they're doing is right. -Cher

♥ Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. -Cher

♥ I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. -Cher

♥ I only answer to two people, myself and God. -Cher

♥ I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me. -Cher

♥ If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. -Cher

♥ Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. -Cher

♥ Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. -Cher

♥ Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes. -Cher

Elizabeth Taylor Quotes

♥ I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ I have a woman's body and a child's emotions. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ I'm a survivor - a living example of what people can go through and survive. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ It's not the having, it's the getting. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ So much to do, so little done, such things to be. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ When the sun comes up, I have morals again. -Elizabeth Taylor

♥ It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. -Elizabeth Taylor

Kirstie Alley Quotes

♥ I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. -Kirstie Alley

♥ I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. -Kirstie Alley

♥ There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you. -Kirstie Alley

♥ When I play ball, I play hardball. -Kirstie Alley

♥ You're not going to live your life unscathed. -Kirstie Alley

♥ You are not in business to be popular. -Kirstie Alley

♥ For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression. -Kirstie Alley

♥ There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are. -Kirstie Alley

♥ No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness. -Kirstie Alley

♥ I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart! -Kirstie Alley

Roseanne Barr Quotes

♥ As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. -Roseanne Barr

♥ I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. -Roseanne Barr

♥ Excuse the mess but we live here. -Roseanne Barr

♥ I was completely nuts for most of my life. -Roseanne Barr

♥ The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. -Roseanne Barr

♥ The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. -Roseanne Barr

♥ Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. -Roseanne Barr

♥ There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect. -Roseanne Barr

♥ Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

-Roseanne Barr

♥ I call myself a "domestic goddess". -Roseanne Barr

Gilda Radner Quotes

♥ Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you. -Gilda Radner

♥ Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. -Gilda Radner

♥ I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner

♥ Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. -Gilda Radner

♥ I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. -Gilda Radner

♥ I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. -Gilda Radner

♥ While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die -- whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness. -Gilda Radner

♥ It's always something. -Gilda Radner

♥ It's such an act of optimism to get through a day & enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have! -Gilda Radner

♥ I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. -Gilda Radner

Lily Tomlin Quotes

♥ For fast-acting relief try slowing down. -Lily Tomlin

♥ I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin

♥ I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. -Lily Tomlin

♥ I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. -Lily Tomlin

♥ Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. -Lily Tomlin

♥ Remember we're all in this alone. -Lily Tomlin

♥ Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination. -Lily Tomlin

♥ The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. -Lily Tomlin

♥ Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin

♥ After all, in private we’re all misfits. -Lily Tomlin

Lucille Ball Quotes

♥ I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can. -Lucille Ball

♥ I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. -Lucille Ball

♥ In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by. -Lucille Ball

♥ Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. -Lucille Ball

♥ The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. -Lucille Ball

♥ I don't do T & A very well because I haven't got much of either. -Lucille Ball

♥ I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. -Lucille Ball

♥ A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he`s not very bright. -Lucille Ball

♥ One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn`t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy & making optimism a way of life can restore faith in yourself. -Lucille Ball

♥ I`m not funny. What I am is brave. -Lucille Ball

Whoopi Goldberg Quotes

♥ I am an artist, art has no color and no sex. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ Normal is in the eye of the beholder. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ If every American donated 5 hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers. -Whoopi Goldberg

♥ Good evening, loyal subjects. I am the African queen. Some of you may know me as the virgin queen, but I can't imagine who. -Whoopi Goldberg

Dolly Parton Quotes

♥ I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton

♥ I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. -Dolly Parton

♥ If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. -Dolly Parton

♥ It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. -Dolly Parton

♥ You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! -Dolly Parton

♥ I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids. -Dolly Parton

♥ I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. -Dolly Parton

♥ I modelled my looks on the town tramp. -Dolly Parton

♥ My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order. -Dolly Parton

♥ I`ll never harden my heart, but I`ve toughened the muscles around it. -Dolly Parton

Bette Midler Quotes

♥ After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. -Bette Midler

♥ I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. -Bette Midler

♥ I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. -Bette Midler

♥ I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. -Bette Midler

♥ Get the trash off the street and back on the stage where it belongs. -Bette Midler

♥ I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them. -Bette Midler

♥ I’m everything you were afraid your little girl would grow up to be - and your little boy. -Bette Midler

♥ Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential. -Bette Midler

♥ I don't have to be well informed - just well endowed. I'm a star. -Bette Midler

♥ Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world. -Bette Midler

Helen Keller Quotes

♥ All the world is full of suffering. It is also full of overcoming. -Helen Keller

♥ Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. -Helen Keller

♥ Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. -Helen Keller

♥ It is hard to interest those who have everything in those who have nothing. -Helen Keller

♥ Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. -Helen Keller

♥ Life is either a great adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

♥ Self-pity is our worst enemy & if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world. -Helen Keller

♥ The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. -Helen Keller

♥ Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. -Helen Keller

♥ What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. -Helen Keller

Maya Angelou Quotes

♥ I believe that every person is born with talent. -Maya Angelou

♥ All great achievements require time. -Maya Angelou

♥ If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die. -Maya Angelou

♥ If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. -Maya Angelou

♥ If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. -Maya Angelou

♥ Nothing will work unless you do. -Maya Angelou

♥ Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future & renders the present inaccessible. -Maya Angelou

♥ The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are & not be questioned. -Maya Angelou

♥ We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated. -Maya Angelou

♥ How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! -Maya Angelou