♥ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. -Phyllis Diller
♥ Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller
♥ It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. -Phyllis Diller
♥ My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me. -Phyllis Diller
♥ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -Phyllis Diller
♥ I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. -Phyllis Diller
♥ I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.
-Phyllis Diller
♥ When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. -Phyllis Diller
♥ I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... And reduce the crime rate. -Phyllis Diller
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